TotTP Episode 104 -Tilted Colon


 

 


A full house in the Toe on the Trigger studio: Mike, C3K, and Niquole. It’s C3K’s birthday, and it is bittersweet for her. No one likes to get older, and some people just get downright depressed by it. They talk about shit techniques, and C3K’s tilted colon.

In Michigan, it has been made illegal to have buttsex and oral sex. How will they enforce this?

After the break, they discuss the depravity of humanity. John from BrandX is getting all the credit for a bit that Daniel originally found, but whatever.

 


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TotTP Episode 103 – What Up, My Knitter


 

 


On this week’s show, Daniel, Mike and Courtney are back together after a few weeks off. They discuss all the celebrity rape allegations, as well as other topics to drive liberals crazy. Fat shaming, Black Lives Matter. The whole gambit!. After the break, the crew discusses prostitutes and Mexican strippers. And, Courtney brags about her vast knowledge about Mike. Finally, do you think Courtney can stay away from alcohol? Weigh in!
 


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TotTP Episode 093 – Princesses Need to Learn to Suck Too


 

 


This week on Toe on the Trigger, Daniel is joined again by the lovely Niquole and new guest Trin-I-T.
 
They discuss whether or not you have to inform someone that you are transgender before you hook up with them. Is it a form of rape if you don’t tell someone due to informed consent. The discussion turned to parental rights on the sexuality of their children.
 
The first half closes with a discussion on accepted norms in societies and how it’s getting to be out of control. Pedophiles want rights to sexually identify and express their “sexual orientation”
 
After the break, then group brainstorms some ways that the show can support itself. Then, they finish the list from last week about the different types of fuck boy; and Niquole finds her Fuckboy.
 
Finally the show closes with a story about a Tinder date who just wouldn’t leave.
 


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TotTP Episode 092 – Shit Blood and Cum


 

 


This week, Daniel is joined again by Courtney3000 and brand new guest: Niquole. The trio discusses Niquole’s current relationship with past TotT veteran Eriq “Shaft” Johnson. Apparently, Eriq is an ass man, and Niquole being the wonderful girlfriend that she is, gave Eriq her ass for the first time. She goes into – probably too much – detail about how her first two experiences went.
 
Before the break, the crew discusses a topic written by a feminist taking the stance that people who sleep with prostitutes are rapists. She fails to take into account the fact that prostitution is a consensual agreement between two adults.
 
Back from the break, Daniel, Courtney and Niquole pick apart each other’s names and then talk again about how much hate Courtney has gotten in the past.
 
Fuckboy is a word that floats in the lexicon of American society. There isn’t really a set definition. But, what is a fuckboy, and what are the differences between the different types of fuckboys? There are many different types, and no one relates to any of them. Many conversations branch from this discussion. Ranging from feminism to defending whether or not Daniel is actually a fuckboy.
 
We got a call on the show from BRob again. He had some positive thoughts and pieces of advice. This advice included dropping “nigger from the show’s vocabulary. This idea spirals the show down a slightly racist rabbit hole.
 
To end the show, Courtney discusses some of her daddy issues that can be exploited just in case you guys were wondering.
 


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TotTP Episode 083 – Cum on Your Decolletage


 

 


This week, Daniel is joined by Emily from The Story Behind Podcast. After a short discussion about the end times and Christian fear mongering, Daniel goes right into it with a very compelling question from Jerry from the Bad Cop Bad Cop Show. Jerry wants to know what Emily has done to compete with the outgoing Kinky Cassie. Emily does hint that her college years were a little outrageous. But, alas, she has nothing for Jerry to beat off to in the wee hours of the morning. Daniel fawns over Emily’s voice and how much of a chub that it gives him.

First dates can be hard. Fortunately, someone made a list of some great first date questions. They aren’t that good though. They break some awkward barriers of first date conversation. Such questions on places to travel, who your friends are, cat person or dog person, and family dynamics among some things. Some of these questions are fine, but if you ask them in a weird way, they can come off as creepy or rapey.

Faith update: Emily wants to know how things are going with Faith. What’s the news? In general, Daniel has given up on her completely. After killing George Michael, Emily has decided that songs that she sends Daniel kills the artist. Looks like the plan to kill Kanye and Bieber is now in play.

Through many rabbit holes of Fitbit, hobo wines, and breast milk, Emily takes over and sends the show into a break.

Daniel gets career advice at work from the person handling the 401(k). She thinks that radio is dying and Daniel should become a financial adviser.

The ages of video rental stores and VHS porn is discussed which. And then, Emily gets super dirty. She brings up a story about a vibrator that monitors their partners. This company is being sued for being a little too NSAish with their data collection. But, Emily gets kinky talking about breasts and tightened vocabulary. She still won’t divulge her college escapades.

Daniel finally pops the question he’s been dying to know: Will Emily be his podcast wife? What kind of dynamic would be involved in this relationship? How would it be parallel to her actual marriage?

People suck. That is a fact of life. Emily is especially sensitive to this, especially after her experiences working directly with customers. It is also a sad fact that people in general are just selfish and stupid. And some people just need to shut the fuck up. But, it makes trolling that much funner and easier.

Check out more from Emily at the Story Behind Podcast.


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TotTP Episode 081 – Where Da Hobos At?


 

 


Daniel is joined this week from Lorne from “The Bold and Belligerent” podcast. Lorne is from Las Vegas, and Daniel is very familiar with the sin and self-destruction that the city brings. After Lorne discusses sexual coffee joints, Daniel reminds everyone of his trip to a very sketchy strip club, where the day shift girl was sporting a botched boob job.

The internet has taken its toll on society. It is clear that civilization is not ready for all that it has to offer. This is of course true of all the big internet “stars” who do things simply for likes. Underneath all the mindless drivel, it’s just a bunch of angry trolls trying to pull themselves away from their own stark realities.

Sometimes the best thing a man can do to keep himself from making fucked up decisions is to simply rub one out. This helps Daniel to keep away from double handjobs (That don’t count as sex), and breaking into his vast rolodex of pussy and be used as a human sex toy.

A new type of weed is hitting the market. It’s target: undersexed women. Sexxpot is a type of weed that keeps women horny so the men in their lives won’t go completely insane by the lack of moisture in their undercarriage.

With Vegas being the town filled with all kinds of odd people, Lorne breaks some news about the man who was caught after beating several homeless people to death with hammers. Though he admits it is fucked up, he can’t help but think that maybe the man was doing the Lord’s work. It is the opinion of the two that most homeless people are just an ungrateful drain on society.

A point of contention for podcasters worldwide would be Daniel and Lorne’s opinion on how overrated Kevin Smith is and how he just perpetuates sleezy laziness in the nerd community.

What show would be complete without a discussion on the Snowflake generation, and the overpussification of America and acceptance of asinine beliefs? The discussion delves into transgendered, people who identify as animals, and people who identify as disabled.


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TotTP Episode 075 – Memory Foam Vagina


 

 


Episode 075 finds Daniel without his usual faithful sidekick; but joined by returning guest Erik Shaft” Johnson.

This episode would be sorely uninformed if it did not cover the recent inauguration. And, what a big inauguration it was. Between the all-white soccer mom Mormon choir, and the complete dump taken on the past presidents; President Cheetoh really triggered a lot of folks. On the bright side: the new president, and the crying liberals will make for great show content in the upcoming years.

Daniel’s dating life is remaining stagnant. His brilliant idea to stick around niche dating sites has reached a dead end. It’s hard for him to take most of the girls online seriously. He is again turning to the internet to help him discover perfect places to find girls. Since Uber has failed him, he doesn’t work at at a sex shop, he is too selfish to volunteer, and he judges every girl at a record store; his final option may be to pick up chicks t funerals. There’s no shame in his dirt bag ways. If all else fails, he can pick up a basic bitch rocking’ the Sparta scandals and the mom shorts.

Next time you go to send an emoji to a friend, be sure to check your privilege when you realize that the white (It’s actually yellow) emojis are first . . . Ashley Judd will not stand for this. She is standing up against yellow/white emoji privlege, and suggesting that black emojis be first so that white people are forced to pick. Why it matters? Well, she’s a celebrity . . . Shit gets boring.

In another part of the country, a man is being forced to pay child support on a kid that is not his. Not only is he not the father, but the father is most likely some dude that homegirl fucked behind his back! But, of course, that doesn’t matter to the American justice system.

And, of course Seattle has some fun shit going’ on! A mermaid colony has risen. A group of people are gathered together who identify as . . . mermaids. Yes, fucking mermaids! One person even quit her career to become a “full-time mermaid”. What ever floats your boat or your body . . . or your legs . . . or whatever the fuck!


Speaking of identifying, Daniel brings up another group of fuckin’ winners: The transabled. That’s right, a group of people, with perfectly abled bodies – who FEEL disabled and therefore identify as disabled. Daniel and Erik discuss how this may effect society going forward. Willl this new trend demand disability benefits. Will they be paid the benefits? How will they prove their disability?

On a lighter note . . . Satanism, better rules than traditional Christianity? Daniel and Erik compare the difference between the 7 tenets of the Church of Satan vs. the 10 Commandments. In the end, the tenets of Satanism seemed to hold up more in based on its sheer logic alone.

One thing about bringing in lists from the internet, is you always risk a flopped topic. Which brings us to Romantic Topics That Are The Worst. A very basic, generic list that basic reminds you to take anything you’ve ever seen in a romantic comedy and throw it straight out the window.


 

Dear TotT,

 

I’m a little stuck here. My girlfriend and I had sex for the first time on Christmas and it went pretty well! But things got a little weird when we started fooling around in the following days. It should be noted that she was a virgin and I hadn’t had sex in a few years, so that may contribute to all this. Basically, I had mentioned repeatedly how I wanted to go down on her but when I finally did, I had trouble. She didn’t taste or smell – BAD – necessarily; but it was strong, and about 2 seconds in, I started gagging. I grabbed a flavored condom and turned it into a dental dam. This went fine for a short while, but the thing went up my nose while I was breathing and I dropped it. I accidentally got it turned around so when I went back at it, I got her taste rather than the vanilla and gagged again. Is something wrong? Should I try something else? She did start her period about an hour later. I’m not sure what to do!

 

TotTler Ricky in Columbus, OH

 


Daniel’s word of advice, use the bottom of your tongue until the gnarly taste washes away like the Ganges River and then go to town like normal . . . unless of course she has some other kind of problem. Then you may want to back out of the Danger Zone.


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TotTP Episode 072 – Three Dollar Gummer


 

 


Do you all remember the one and only Erik “Shaft” Johnson? One of our veteran guests from podcasts past. It’s been over a year since he’s been on the show, and his nervousness
shows.

 

Try as he might, Daniel couldn’t manage to bring much holiday spirit to the show; probably ’cause he no soul. He can’t seem to bring the festive as fuck attitude
to the show. Christmas is a very touchy subject for the show.

 

Daniel sees a girl while eating dinner that looks strangely like his ex. After many socially awkward, panicking moves; it turns out, it was just another basic bitch.

 

While at dinner, Cassie overhears a man of color say that he wouldn’t fuck her which may teach Daniel and Cassie about saying bad things about people in public; probably not, though.

 

To try to fanagle some content into the show, Daniel shares a very morbid life plan involving rape, donations and a karma scheme.

 

As if Daniel hadn’t learned his lesson enough from trying to add Christmas spirit to the show, he shares a list of unorthodox Christmas songs:

 

On this year’s list:

 

Waffle House 12 Days of Christmas

 

 

Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Tap

 

Nerd actor, Christopher Lee with such classics as:

 

Jingle Hell

 

And

 

 Little Drummer Boy

 

And, who could forget:

 

Eric Idle – “Fuck Christmas”

 

Daniel shares how salty he is about the holidays despite trying to buy gifts and be in the festive mood.

 

Various stories are shared about cheap and not-so-cheap prostitution tactics, and Daniel has a scumbaggy view on contractual law in regards to marriage.

 

The question is raised: Will you make out with a chick after she’s given you head?

 

Final attempt at Christmas cheer with Christmas traditions around the world:

 

What about the shitting dude?

Or

 

Japanese KFC?

 

What end of the year would be complete without delving into some New Years’ Resolutions

Erik has a very sound list that includes: Receiving more blowjobs With his measly 75 this year, he ups the ante to aim for at LEAST 150 next year.
He also wishes to make good on his past debts with the IRS; and of course, getting into shape.

 

Cassie gets a bit more realistic. She wants to fuck a guy with a strap-on, get a car, and make good on her dry year as a lesbian and fuck a woman. All realistic.
She would also like to get an internship, get over her petty little cum-aversion, go to a strip club, and possibly quit smoking (Psyche!).

 

Daniel, the meatbag has become quite scared of his physical state. Due to his weight and status as a smoker, menial tasks have become an emergency. so obviously
some lifestyle changes are on the menu for him.


 

Dear TotT,

 

I have a problem I need help solving. I work from home all year. All of my employees work out of my house. I try to give my wife as much time as I can throughout the year; and I usually manage to do do very well.
Once a year, I have to travel for work, it’s only only one night. But, on this night; every year my wife sleeps with most of my workers! I have told her many times how much this upsets me, and she just tells me she has a thing for midgets. I’d be okay with it if she at least slept with me every once in awhile. What should I do?

 

Sincerely,

 

Chris Kringle

 

P.S. Tell Cassie to keep her stocking ready, ‘cause she’s gettin’ a nice batch of St. Nick’s famous Kringle Nog

 


The best advice we’ve given all year comes from our returning guest: Give the employees the day off. Simple as that.

 

The show is wrapped up with some bucket list items like:
Fucking midgets, black chicks, and Asians. Both of the latter Daniel has experience but won’t count the conquest as legitimate.

 

Thank you to all of our listeners through the year, and we hope to have rich interactions with all of you in 2017

 


 

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TotTP Episode 070 – Y’all Should Fuck Eddie

TotTP Episode 070 – Y’all Should Fuck Eddie


 

 


 

Daniel and Kinky Cassie get into the topic of gift-giving. While the only thing Cassie can look forward to from Daniel for Christmas is another year of friendship, The Bad Cop Bad Cop Show mailed Cassie an early Christmas present. Fingers crossed it turns out to be the first specimen for #letthecumcomethrough.

Speaking of cum, maybe Cassie will be lucky enough to get Luke Johnson from the Bold and Belligerent Podcast to send in his cum, because according to rumors she would enjoy nothing more than to fuck the shit out of him and be doused in his dick smoothie. Apparently, simple online bantering can be mistaken for flirting. Daniel explains we need to be easy on the poor, bastard child.

Question, is it vain to hang up a painting that symbolizes the show, but is basically a giant picture of yourself? Thanks to @amurdermostfoul for the wonderful painting of the show artwork.

 

 

Future ex-wife Faith makes another topic appearance (Damn, will Daniel and her just fuck already and get it over with!). Cassie is wondering when he will finally make a move or take out the garbage for good. As it stands, she could be his Pam Beasley, or he could be a back burner guy for when things inevitably fall apart with fuck boy. The question is: What will happen if she finds out about the podcast? I don’t think people take kindly to being called garbage human beings.

Sir Big Cock makes another appearance by destroying Cassie’s pussy. God bless Eddie and his big dick. Being sore = good fucking. Not being able to feel your pussy or masturbate = a good fucking by Eddie.

 

Have you ever battled with the question “To fuck or not to fuck”? Well, if you have to ask yourself whether or not it’s a good idea or not, do the right thing: masturbate. Seriously, masturbation can clear your mind of all the reasons you may have to make a terrible mistake.

 

We all have those red flags for when guys/girls get weird. And deal breakers doesn’t just apply for dating,in can also be a gauge for fucking someone; because they have to have some type of standards. The ultimate conclusion: Clingy is bad. Hippy stank is a’ight.

 

Guys name 34 things about girls that guys don’t understand. And of course, who better to answer on behalf of women, than Cassie? Daniel dives into a rant on how men are always waiting on a woman. Bottom line, men will marry a woman as soon as possible if women would just forego the planning, and it shouldn’t take nine months to cook a baby. It also shouldn’t take ten years to figure out why a woman is mad. Cassie explains the perfectly logical reasons for why women are the way they are. However, Daniel doesn’t seem to get it. It is possible Daniel wrote the entire article by himself.


 

Dear Abby,

 

What can I do to make my way from my gf’s floor to her bed? We have been together for a black people minute, yet the bitch will not put out, citing her young daughter as reason. What do I do?

 


Communication. Communication. Communication. Grow a pair of balls and tell his girlfriend that the floor is getting uncomfortable and he will be sleeping in her bed. What is wrong with these Dear Abby’s not wanting to talk to people? What are we, five? If you have a problem with someone, Talk.To.Them instead of writing to a an advice column.

 


 

 

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TotTP Episode 069 – The Feeling of Slut in the Morning

Episode 069 – The Feeling of Slut in the Morning


 

 


The heartless, the soulless, the not-caring-for-anybody Daniel and the schizophrenic Cassie are back; and right out of the gate we touch upon a topic that has beaten worse than a raped and abused stepchild: Fat chicks.

What is Cassie’s deal with Fat Chicks anyway? And since every opinion Cassie has on the podcast becomes Daniel’s opinion, what is his deal with Fat Chicks? Ya’ll fat chicks need to calm the fuck down. Everyone is attracted to what they are attracted to. Some people like more rolls, while others would rather not have a significant other with a gut. It’s simple biology. Everyone is good in their own way.

Daniel and Cassie’s discussion with a triggered individual, causes them to dive deep into the archives to revisit Cassie’s stance (not Daniel’s!) on Fat Culture. Furthermore, opinion shaming is just as bad if not worse than fat shaming. Besides, Cassie doesn’t spend her time running around, slapping fat chicks across the face. If there is one silver lining for all the fat chicks out there, Daniel will fuck any woman 18 and over. So bring on your love handles, ‘cause Daniel will gladly hold onto them while he takes you to pound town. This is, by the way, the last time they will touch on this topic; so anymore inquires on the fact will be directed elsewhere.

toeonkc76aa00-2What could be worse than fat shaming and opinion shaming combined? How about, using a handicap stall at a fast food joint to get high? I’d say that one takes the cake. Here’s some words of advice to paranoid tweekers: If you’re afraid of drawing attention to yourself, don’t use the handicap stall if you’re not, in fact, handicapped.

dirty-cupDaniel has a situation at work with Faith that leaves him thinking Cassie may have been correct in calling her “garbage human being.” He tries to explain a good coffee cup is like a cast iron skillet, you give it a good rinse after each usage to season it, but you only wash it every once in awhile. Unfortunately, Faith does not seem to understand this concept, or the concept of not touching things that do not belong to you. Speaking of touching things, could Faith be warming up to the idea of putting her lips around Daniel’s dick? And if so, is Daniel be cooling down to the idea of Faith?

From Daniel’s work week, listeners are taught a few life lessons: $100 Hawaiian shirts should be burned, and last, and most important of all, Don’t fucking mess with other people’s coffee cups. There may be a special place in hell for people who fuck with coffee cups.

Thanksgiving! By the time this episode airs, everyone will be wiping the gravy off their shirts. However, it is always good to show thanks no matter the day and the Toe on the Trigger Podcast would like to thank all the various listeners out there, the outspoken and the quiet ones. Cassie is thankful for co-hosts of the past who unintentionally fucked Daniel over, alleviating any show responsibility from her. She is no longer plagued with having to come up with show prep and instead can spring last minute stories in the middle of the show.

Daniel is left to find topics to discuss such as, articles where 13 sex-crazed men talk about their favorite places to ejaculate on a woman. People who have listened to past episodes are waiting ever so patiently through the normal, boobs, ass, lips, pussy comments, until they get to the guy who would probably send Cassie a cup full of cum: the dude who wants to jizz in a woman’s hair. Cassie decides it is a good time to clear the air, because while she may not prefer to shampoo her hair with cum, she does enjoy the morning-post-sex-slutty feeling, including crunchy hair. As always, the topic turns into a tangent on casual sex contracts everyone should have, because catching feelings is a big no-no that needs to be discussed beforehand.


 

Dear TotT
Hey guys! It is time to have the talk about female masturbation. A few questions; why do girls get awkward or embarrassed talking about it? I have come into contact with girls around 18, who have never masturbated. Ever. And they become horrified to find out I started masturbating around 11. Some girls don’t know what a clit is or the different ways to masturbate. I’ve heard some girls are waiting until they have sex, expecting the guy to just know everything. Why is it still taboo to talk about? Is there an added pressure for lovers who are with someone who has never masturbated?

 

-Jenn

 

After Daniel gives Dwight Schrute responses, Cassie gets down to the facts of the matter and explains why it is understandable many women have not masturbated and are uninformed about their bodies. Cassie brings in her own experience with masturbation, (by the way she was 9 when she first discovered her body, and 10 when she started locking windows and doors to watch porn from sex.com) and coming across people who didn’t want to use tampons ‘cause they might get penetrated. Daniel started masturbating at age 5, so it turns out the sex fiends may not be the best people to ask this question to.
Reminder to everyone to tag #kinkycassie or #baggiefullofcocksand to let the Cum Come Through. Daniel will open a PO Box if he gets enough people to hashtag for people to send their cum to pour in Cassie’s hair.


 

 

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