TotTP Episode 048 – Lowkey Meth Den

Episode 048 – Lowkey Meth Den


 

 


 

On this week’s show, Daniel poses the question “If the sex that lead to an accidental pregnancy not worth it, does that make the pregnancy not worth it. It is unanimously agreed that no, the pregnancy is then worthless; and so is the child.

Sex shops can be weird. This is true, but when you show up at one -as Daniel did – and realize there’s a lowkey meth den in the back, it can make your jerking experience a bit awkward.

Some relationships are clearly just for sex, and we go into an article that describes how you know if a your relationship with a person is strictly sexual.

Cassie let some of her kink out this last week when she let a guy convince her to take revealing photos and post them on the internet. So . . . look out for those.

We play a game of would you rather, and learn that Courtney is one of the few in the world who is not ruled by the internet.

Everybody has their own get down, and we at TotT understand that. So, when an article comes across the desks of TotT studio regarding porn with pregnant men and belly button worship; we are interested. What really came of this was a segment where the girls will watch a weird type of porn and review them; with the ultimate question: “Would you masturbate to it?”
If you want to contribute to this bit, please send any suggestions to us, or use the hashtag “TotTWatchesPorn”.

Please don’t forget we’re gathering feedback. Take the questionnaire to air any of your grievances or make suggestions.

 

 

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TotTP Episode 030 – Sorry, Not Sorry

TotTP Episode 030 – Sorry, Not Sorry


 

 


 

This show is meant to take the messed up things in life and make them funny. Regardless of potential fluffy feelings, your favorite podcasters want to make it clear that they are going to continue on with their mission to support equality by offending everyone, equally.

Daniel and Mike, while usually on the same brain wave, have a disagreement on air. Apparently that nice lady they discussed last week has a very loyal grip of spies. Long story short, Daniel shares about how he was inadvertently approached and criticized for his. . . . blatant disregardful for the emotions of said totally sane woman. After some thought, Daniel decides that it is best to own up to his hurtful words and expresses his remorse. Mike on the other hand, does not feel at all uncomfortable with the outcome of his story time moment. And as a consensus, they agree. They are not sorry. Rest assured, pure evil does indeed seep from their pores.

Shitty half time show banter and Monster truck rally  disappointment are discussed and Daniel gives Mike a special gift. The boys talk about “single” life and Mike divulges how moving to a new place and his separation from his ex-wife have brought on some depression. On the plus side, Mike is also working on a side gig. . .  a “beercast” coming soon…

Casseh is probed by the dudes and she shares about her life as a Nazi Princess/Mime. This episode simmers out with some light conversation about when it is appropriate to venture outdoors in one’s underwear and how Mike is a full fledged browser tab slut.

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TotTP Episode 027 – Toolshed Dad

TotTP Episode 027 – Toolshed Dad


 

 


 

This week’s episode features your two favorite hosts of all time. Which is a nice way of saying the guys didn’t get a guest on the show. Daniel starts off with a story time moment. Once upon a time, there was a youngin’ named Daniel. He and his buddies had a “special'” VHS they liked to call “The Chamber of Secrets”, which was in fact, simply a porno. As the story proceeds, Daniel is left asking himself, “is that gay?”. His “Cinnabon icing” goes flying…and well, you’ll have to hear it to believe what happens. The guys discuss the age their innocence was swept away by the powerful tug of porn mags and Daniel proudly boasts “I was masturbating back in the three finger days.”.  Both Daniel and Mike share other “sticky” stories and the general consensuses is that it’s only gay when one of the guys gets an erection. Also, they discuss how dudes jerk off differently (less gnarled facial expressions) when they have an audience.

Victoria chimes in with her two cents on the topic of “is that gay?” and is dismissed shortly after. Apparently she took the guys too seriously because no one has heard from her since. Mike confesses that he indeed tried to fuck her but she wouldn’t put out. The boys agree that she was simply a phase and that she won’t be missed. “She’s like a PT Cruiser”

The conversation takes a turn and the guys talk about lazy AF co-workers and shitty friends who forget to follow through with gift exchanges. Mike talks about his “first time” on the ice with his kids. Toolshed Fathers galore! Apparently, looking at your phone so much that you miss out on your kid falling over is not, “Father of the Year Award” material.

Ending this week’s episode, the guys tease an upcoming episode that will stream live on YouTube. Don’t forget to tune in! (We’ll have the date for that posted soon.)

 

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TotTP Episode 025 – A Very TotTler Christmas

TotTP Episode 025 – A Very ToTtler Christmas


 

 


 

Merry fuckin’ Christmas to all the TotTlers out there.

Right out of the gate, we kick it off with Erik “Shaft” Johnson and our returning guest Victoria Greyshaw; fresh from her mission trip to India.

The game: White Elephant, the prizes:

Victoria gets porno mags, Mike gets a nice – er -sex kit? Erik gets the Predator- a weapon of sorts straight from “The Men Who Stare at Goats

 

 

– and a sad hobo clown with a fake violin. Finally, Daniel gets . . . “Toe Tunes”? Nope. He gets a stuffed dog and a Home Depot card which he later trades for the sad hobo clown – ahhhh, the free market.

 

 

After the break we dive into some Ghosts of Christmas past where we learn from Daniel the most gangster way to receive presents for the next 3 months; Victoria gets a strange gift to help with her . . . bad neck, and Mike kills Santa for his kids.

To break the festivities, Mike has a “Thug Life” moment when he gets a little surprise from a girl he was knockin’ boots with. Mike is so nutty . . . literally this time.

In other news, Mike is pulling back on pussy, ’cause there’s “just too much in his life”, Erik declines to share, and Victoria is still a virgin.

To close it out, we delve into Daniel’s fucked up family relationships midway through the 10 worst things about Christmas, according to Buzzfeed. Check out the list here.

This being our last show of the year, we want to thank you from the cockles of our hearts for all of your support these past 5 months. You’ve all been great. Please stay tuned in 2016 for more of our shenanigans! Please tell a friend and hit subscribe! If you have any ideas for the coming year, shoot us an email at takeashot@toeonthetrigger.com.

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TotTP Episode 021 – Show Prep or GTFO

TotTP Episode 021 – Show Prep or GTFO


 

 


 

Special Thanksgiving episode. Recap on the day’s events. Daniel started his day with badass music, while Mike helped his build his Youtube channel (Links to come). A lot of gratitude is spread about being able to spend the holiday with close friends.

The topic of “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” spurs a conversation about how Mike met his ex-wife and how they got together. it is learned that Mike held off getting laid for 8 months while he “courted” her. Oh have things changed. All-in-all Mike got some kids out of the deal, so things ended well.

Abrupt change of pace as Mike faces a moral conundrum. He sees a “Person You may Know” on Facebook. A hot person, indeed. Mutual friends . . . All family. Come to find out, it’s his cousin. His transgendered cousin.

Daniel feels the rejection hard from the girl mentioned in “Netflix and Go Fuck Yourself”, and now another girl has rejected him. Her basis: The Vegas blowjob from “Mike Wears Himself” She couldn’t have a “romantic relationship” with somebody who could do that. So, needless to say, the show has cockblocked him.

In the world of Tinder, a girl begs for money, and when Daniel can’t cough up the right amount, the shallow bitch says “don’t bother”.

The problem with doing the show with no prep, is there’s no structure, and no real topics, so Daniel and Mike continue to stumble through pulling out such topics as future videos, collaboration with Karma, and even bashing their small fanbase.

Big shoutout to Dio92105 for following us on YouTube. Even though your channel is really weird.

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TotTP Episode 018 – John the Stutterer

TotTP Episode 018 – John the Stutterer


 

 


 

Why weren’t we here last week? Well, Mike had a partial midlife crisis. Shit is getting rough for him. Being 30 is not what it’s cracked up to be. After passing out by a dumpster, Mike regains consciousness and continues through life.

Discussions about sketchy horses and just shitty pets in general. Also, impressive camel toes.

Why can’t kids lose anymore? Sometimes losing is good for people, and society refusing to let kids lose is the downfall of society. We weigh in on that.

We go over fucked up videos from within Mike’s phone. Including John the Stutterer, an awkward bloke with a special speech pattern, lookin’ so British.

Finally, what is Mike going to do in the teenage years with his kids?

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TotTP Episode 017 – Known Mammal Squisher

TotTP Episode 017 – Known Mammal Squisher


 

 


 

Though we’re late, we start without missing a beat. Erik “Shaft” Johnson joins us once more and we start out with . . . The “N” word. It has been decided that we are allowed to use it because of Mike’s brown complexion.

The bug problem at Mike’s house has gone away. And, speaking of bugs, in Mike’s phone, we have some interesting tabs open in Mike’s browser. Including, but not limited to: Crush fetish, or, the fetish with women stepping on animals.

This delves into a discussion on dark browsing of the internet, the days of Limewire and the horrors of dial-up.

Erik’s neighbor is givin’ him a fuckin’ rash. He’s kind of a prick. In fact, we all have pricks in or lives.

Mike tells stories of the shadiest street in our little town.

How old is too old when it comes too fuckin’ older ladies?

Mike picked the fight that he promised, and got naked, as promised. It went . . .well?

Mike’s parenting advice: What if his boy wanted to go to school dressed like a princess?

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TotTP Episode 016 – Mouth Rape Yoga

TotTP Episode 016 – Mouth Rape Yoga


 

 


 

Bad Luck Erik “Shaft” Johnson (A.K.A. Lemony Snicket) returns to the show with some small pieces of his bad luck life. Of course, Mike is having some problems of his own; what with his soon-to-be ex-wife “selling” their about to be repossessed car to a shady “ethnic” man, the blood in his urine, and his new fix-me-up truck; he can hardly catch a break himself.

Daniel’s eye injury is getting out of control. It has been determined that either one of his lady friends let off some flatulence in his eye, or someone let off their baby goo. Either way, his eye is fucked up and he went to the emergency room. Whether or not it was, in fact, an emergency, is to be determined by Mike.

There are times when you have to try something . . . different, and Mike may have found something that tickled his fancy. Mouth Rape Yoga, or getting head while the giver sleeps.This, he did to his ex-wife, and Shaft can definitely relate.

In relationship news, Mike learns a new technique to deal with future fights with former host Heather “Nugget” LePage. The act of fighting naked. Makes sense, right.

Mike’s parenting tip of the week,: Let them cry. Don’t coddle them when they cry and don’t support the instant gratification generation’s way of running to a kid’s rescue as soon as a cry is let out of their cute little faces.

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TotTP Episode 012 – The Girl Formerly Known as Psycho Bitch

TotTP Episode 012 – The Girl Formerly Known as Psycho Bitch


 

 


 

After a brief discussion about black girl fantasies, the crew starts talkin’ business. They went to go see “Black Mass”  during the week. Mike uses his film buff eye to dissect the movie, while Daniel just sat, simply absorbing media like a 21st Century Sponge. A fairly long review with a grip of spoilers.

Over the week, Mike lost one of his offspring to the school district transportation department. This, of course isn’t the first time he’s lost a kid. There are some fairly good parenting tips embedded here.

At Daniel’s job (Not in customer service), Daniel gets his rocks off by fuckin’ with his boss.  This includes a big box of peanuts and four diet root beers.

Then . . . The single life. It seems that the single life has switched over to Daniel. He’s had quite a week, involving the “girl formerly known as Psycho Bitch”, and a very questionable set of genitals.

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